Posts tagged ipod

I have never been the type of person to get too attached to gadgets. Actually I have never been too attached to anything, or anybody for that matter. But about a month ago I got myself an iPhone.

I actually hated the iPhone when it first came out, especially due to the fact that everybody f***ing owned one, and that it seemed useless. But I’ve been walking alot lately and figured that an iPod would make the action of moving my fat ass from point A to point B more enjoyable. Ofcourse the usual happened and I procastenated buying an iPod for two or so weeks. By that time my N95 nokia phone became annoyingly slow, and suddenly flew from my hand one day straight into my fridge, making this awesome dent that I would have to pay for whenever I check out.

It became very clear that I needed a phone, so I got the iPhone (since it also functions as an iPod). The greatest invention available on the mass market yet. And I shit you not, I cannot go anywhere without it. I even take to the bathroom with me (iPooed, haha!). Plus you’ve got all those apps, which you can waste time with in a boring lecture, or on a date, if you’re that big of an a**h**e. Not to mention internet anywhere, ever. I can’t number the times I’ve been lost smack dab in the middle of Melbourne, and was saved by google earth.

So if you’re old phone is getting slow or you would like a 3rd or 4th phone, buy the iPhone. And if you already have one, you just wasted 5 minutes of your life reading this post.